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I accidentally severed my finger with a butter knife as I panicked in a messed-up game of Five Finger Fillet
Five Finger Fillet is, like many things, undoubtedly a creation fuelled by medieval bozos with too much time on their hands and booze in their bodies. Grab a knife and stab it between your fingers?
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The author recounts accidentally “severing” their ring finger while playing 500 Finger Fillet, a roguelite spin on the real‑life game Five Finger Fillet. In the digital version, a blunt butter knife attached to a crane hovers over the player’s virtual hand, and the author’s shaky attempts to press the button caused the blade to slice off the finger model. The game’s setup includes a maniacal teddy‑bear head that watches every move, adding to the frantic tension.
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